Stasisrant@ymail.com
OLD FAQ:
Nobody has ever asked me any questions, ever. If I am asked a question I will answer it when i sober up.(rare occurence)
Why do you bother writing for this site?
I forgot. I really did. It used to be fun when I was in college and I got A's when I didn't pay attention in class and ragged on the school via the internet. But now I have no idea why I keep it up. A rolling stone gathers no moss. Either that or I haven't hit bottom yet. Maybe both.
Why do you bother paying for this site to be hosted?
First of all, I pay like 5$ a month for this pos. Secondly, I would hardly consider this site a "hosted" entity. It's more like a light switch covered in banana juice that is infrequently sodomized by a baboon with a keyboard. Sorta like AT&T's internet service.
Who are you?
I'm a nobody, a pathetic loser just like you.
Really? Thats a terrible question dude.
Just kidding. I'm not a loser like you.
You obviously are a fucking loser. What a stupid site. How do I get out of here?
The same way you got in: with a size 10 poopchute and a lower-class income you bumb piece of shit.
Fuck you man.
Fuck me? Fuck Me!? Fuck YOU!
Oh shit dude I would kick your ass so hard. Tell me where you are right now so I can buy a plane ticket and smash your man-pleasing face in. You stupid fag. So like the pussy internet badass to act all tough, when in real life you're just a big fat wet pussy.
Tell you what, I would like to see you kick my ass, so why don't you come over to your girlfriends house and lets do this thing.
Jokes on you man my girlfriend has herpes.
Who do you think gave them to her?
Seriously dude? That's messed up to play with someone's life like that. Did you know you had herpes when you had unprotected sex with her?
Actually, It was when I was younger and frequently having unprotected sex with whores when I contracted Herpes. I made a lot of mistakes back then... it's not a laughing matter for me anymore.
Me and her have been working with those issues for quite some time, and I actually think it has in a way strengthened our relationship to have to carry a burden like this for so long. It has turned us into adults who are considerate of other people's opinions and hardships.
Srsly though, I am at your gf's house right now.
3 way?
Deal. Don't forget to bring the garbage bag.
Feb 25th, 2009