-It goes down more often than a fat drunk prom date on a passed out football player.
-It sucks harder than a crack whore while she's blindfolded and tied up and you're watching the rodeo.
-It blows harder than New Orleans did when it was above water.
-It eats cocks more often than a lvl. 10 bile demon from DK 2.
-It plays the monkey pipe longer than Africa did when it was discovering AIDS for us.
-It eats the tube steak every night before it gets beat down by it's same-sex lifemate.
what else can I say? I wonder how much longer they will host my site before they discover this article?
The fact that nobody will read this pisses me off more than the fact that my site is non-op.
© stasis June 7th, 2008