What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think about the Hulk? A big, green, angry, ass beating dude. Not some lame ass wet-nurse actor whose entire story line is based on him not wanting to "hulk out," thereby defeating the purpose of him being the Hulk in the first place. If you think about it, If all those people wanted to stop the Hulk from ruining their commutative shit, then they would only have to do one thing: get Bruce's ass laid once in a while. Admittedly hard to do, because he is such a limp-wristed pussywillow when in human form. However, If they can make TWO whole damn movies about what a wuss the hulk is in human form, I think that an equal amount of time would be able to get him laid. Seriously, The funding for those cinematic pieces of shit was in the millions, right? And the box offices grossed millions for each one, so why not just shave a little money off the top and buy some damn hookers for the Hulk? Save him from ever Hulking again so that I don't have to watch another shitfest movie about his metrosexual ass.
Bruce +{Laid} = No Hulk
admittedly simple, but hard for some to follow. The important thing to note here is that I said that he needs to be LAID. The term
needs to be further evaluated, such that hulk not get girlfriend. Why? Simple;
Think of the time you were most angry in your life. It was because of your girlfriend, right? Simple. So:
Bruce + GF = Hulk
Bruce +Laid -GF = No Hulk
Some of you can only comprehend pictures, so for those so impaired, I have created a comic to illustrate a day in the Hulk's life If he was in a relationship, enjoy:
and yes, that is the mac guy.
© stasis June 3rd, 2008
back to where you Hulk out because you didn't listen to a word I said