I live in the anus of this great country, I live in California. You might say:
"that doesn't sound so bad," To which I would repy: "your theories are as quaint as your appearance,"
then I would barsh yer
narsty pig mouth in with my spanner wrench, and go back to the boiler room. There are so many things wrong with California, I don't
know where to start, but I will start anyways.
California is in debt, they will be out of money within months. They are firing *gasp* government employees *gasp* to hold off their impending doom.
How is it that the most politically correct state in the country is up to their ass in debt? Because in this state, the
people are all stupid assholes who play follow the leader on every single fucking issue that comes across the ballot. I would
say that they would all follow eachother and jump off a bridge if one of them did, but I wouldn't be so lucky. The state is in debt and
all the government employees are still getting all of their perks, benefits, free government vehicles to drive,
and they wonder why their jobs are in danger. I would give my mammoth left nut to see even 25% of the do nothing tit suckers in this state lose their cushy do-nothing jobs
and end up on the side of the road where they belong. That is how much I hate them, more than I love my nut. Oh, hell.
Then they would be on the side of the road begging for change to buy booze, and I would be handing out loitering tickets.
Anyway... This is about the DMV. In California you are now required to smog your car before you sell it. You are required to get
your car smogged every 2 years no matter what. You are required to get your car smogged every 1 year if it has ever failed a smog check grossly.
You are required to smog your car when you sell it. If you fail to smog your car at any of these times, or your car fails smog,
YOU GET FUCKED IN YOUR ASS! Coutesy of all the do nothing layabouts in the goverment, handing down their judgments and
laws like they know how to make them.
Explain this to me: What if your car fails smog as a gross polluter. What if you pay out the ass to get the engine replaced. Then it passes smog
perfectly. Do you think its right that they impose you to smog your car twice as often as any other person? You did
fix the problem, right? So why would they want you to smog every year? SO THEY CAN FUCK YOU!!! When your car fails smog as a gross polluter,
They might as well take it out to a fucking concentration camp and tattoo a new shiny bar code number on its neck, because it has been
branded as a jew. And California hates the jews. Well I hate you California, you are a big fat faceless conglomoration
of pussy juice and lemonade to me. Fuck.... You.... California.....
Feb 3rd, 2009