fortune cookies you should get

I haven't been getting many ideas for my site lately. So i really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for this. I mean, really really deep scraping... It's not even funny if you think about it. The trick is: don't think. Most of my fans are really good at that anyway. I made the text green because I don't know what I'm doing.

<pull out>

<human tripod>

<I hate not being serviced>

<limp bizkit boner>

<fat bitch cookie>

<semen cookie pubes>

 

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stasis@stasisrant.com

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