Gayness is Everywhere.




I am so sick of gay propaganda. Every time I see a new cartoon character or video game, there is something gay about it. And I'm not talking Walt Disney "arguably straight" gay, I'm talking pole smoking hamster fetish gay. It pains me to say this because I actually enjoy many of the characters that I am about to reveal to you, but fuck, it's so obvious. Can you believe that children see this stuff:


gay yoshis make eggs. go figure



So all the yoshi's came from an island. Where they led happy, carefree lives, together. Go figure.

mudkips; the gayest thing ive ever seen




all barneys are gay



All the barneys have been gay forever, come on. The concept of Barney makes even straight men get erections sometimes, when nobody is around. right guys? Trust me, it does. right......

Don't even get me started with the Telettubies.



mandm's live together...



nothing pisses me off more than the M&M's though. Lazy good for nothing cocksuckers. Always watching, judging, forcing their views onto others. Extremely passive agressive behavioral patters. Fuck you M. And I didn't forget you M, fuck you too. You can all sit on it and spin for all I care. Don't look at me.

 

December 29th, 2008

male me? stasis@stasisrant.com

back to where I have to explain my outbursts again