The first rule of bitchslapping; bitchslap happens.
I have put together a tutorial of the proper technique and etiquette for administering the elusive perfect bitchslap. This page is for training purposes and it will prepare you to face many of life's hardships. Mainly the whiny, bitchy kind.
I will dive right in. Because we have no time to waste. Or is this a waste? I forgot already. Whatev. A bitchslap is commonly referred to as a pimpslap. Same thing, arguably cooler name. It can be administered whenever you fucking feel like dishing one out. That's the whole point. There is only one proper way to do it. There are many small deviations and mistakes that could turn your jaw shattering blow into a gay pride parade in the making.
You must always swing outward. This is critical, otherwise your slap will not be of the bitch variety, and you will have failed. Observe, even a veteran can get it wrong:
Good follow through. Incredible form. Failure. All in a compact package. However this is a standard mistake and it is simple to correct.
Next we have the position of the wrist. It is Important to not only orient your wrist and hand so that they remain parallel to your forearm. Otherwise, whoever you slap will think that you are a limp wristed pussy, which may be the case. And they may have the balls left over to return the favor.
Even though these are simple rules, many people get them confused. Some people are such failures that they even end up producing atrocities like the one you see below, In all it's disgusting fury:
It disgusts me.
