I Hate Spam Masturbation

I got had today. And by "had" I mean I got tricked into losing 15 seconds of my precious time. I like craigslist, It gives people who are too poor to pay for advertisements a place where they can post garbage for free. You can also advertise your blatant homosexuality and search for other homos for next to nothing. It's like a trip to San Fran without paying for gas and not getting aids, for free!

Without sites like this, dirt-merchants like me who want like 20$ for some POS would never pay to post anywhere, and we would not be able to buy their trash. And I should mention that the heavy-text format of their site gives me a huge chub.

So, I see a sweet deal on a car and I email the chick who's selling it. I should have known better, but I'm too stupid. I get an auto reply immediately stating that I should submit my name, phone number, etc.. To some bitch that I don't know. Does this look like a nightclub? fuk no. So I get irrationably pissed in an unreasonably short amount of time and reply with:

"jackass-
In your description below, you state that the car is blue but you posted pics of a black car. asshole. Die you fucking spammer shit eating cock sucker. what are you gonna do with my info anyway? If you print it out you could stick it in your ass, but thats about it. Pussy."

Just to spite the spammer some more I added my GF's full name and credit card number(with security code and expiration date), address, social security number, a recent picture, and her ATM pin. What's he gonna do about it? Nothing. I sure tooled that fisher.

 

© stasis June 23rd, 2008

stasis@stasisrant.com

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