Motorcycles piss me off. Maybe not the bikes so much, but the pseudo-humans on the bikes piss me off. Ok, let me try again; I hate Bikers.
Wait, I hate riders and weekend warriors and organ donors. The idiocy of these people astounds me every time I see one of them.
I can't begin to count the number of clips I have watched on utube and break of these assholes doing something stupid and wiping out.
Most of the time they don't even do anything out of the ordinary and they wipe out. Always with a group of other riders watching, these
meat puppets attempt to perform the un-doable. And guess what? They don't have the skill or experience to pull it off.
True story: I was driving on highway 9, the world famous biker route in CA, on a weekend. That was a mistake. I guess I can't blame them for getting in the
way on their favorite road. What I can blame them for is their ignorance. So I guess I will do that. Anyway, I was driving at a conservative speed because
I had taken in to account the abnormal amount of power ranger prescence. I went around a turn where there was no shoulder and there were bikers all along
the side of the road doing their usual stupid lame shit. So I slowed down even more to avoid possible collision. And sure as shit one of these morons
thought it would be a good time to take a spill off his bike. He was stopped parallel to the road with his girlfriend
(assumed ugly and stupid as hell) on the back of his bike.
Just stopped, waiting for nothing. Right when I was not 10 feet from this dipshit, he falls over and drops his bike. Hard. I watched in delight as both
his and his female companion's head bounced off the pavement in front of me. If I had not the foresight to be going less than half of the speed limit,
I surely would have ran the stupid punk over. I would have had no choice but to watch with a smile as
I Just popped his head as the sparkles confetti flew out and splattered on my undercarriage.
What these stupid cowards fail to realize is, that by acting like morons all the time, they endanger other people's lives as well as their own. I have no doubt
that the poser's girlfriend, fat and stupid as she was, had perfect trust in his ability to ride a bike and to take care of her. Until he dropped
himself and her while completely stopped on the side of the road. Dumb bastard needs a good smack in the mouth. A bike is not a toy,
just like a car and some of the larger model airplanes. They are dangerous. Especially the airplanes.
Every single asshole on a bike that I see in bright colors does something stupid. They cut me off.
They do wheelies on the freeway. They are not capable of staying in lanes. Just a bunch of posers thinking their bad news because their parents bought them a new toy.
I know why they got it for you dumass: They want your burden of a life to end so they can get on with theirs. They know that since you are too ignorant
to control yourself in diapers, you will certainly have an accident on the road. Except when it happens this time, they don't have to clean the sheets, they just collect
the insurance money.
In case you have a hard time recognizing a biker when he is not actively on a bike and acting like a moron, I have made this chart for you:
September 30th, 2008