Stereotypes that are positive.



I hate it when people tell me to stop judging others by their looks. First of all, I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, because here in America we are given the right to free speech. Unlike the rest of the shithole planet, we are entitled to basic human pursuits as outlined in our bill of rights. Some of us even appreciate our given rights, even though it well within our right not to appreciate anything.

I don't understand why the rest of the world hates us so bad. All they do every day point their filthy fingers at the US and say:

"look at what America is fucking up today, the stupid white cocksuckers. Our country and our religion are so much better because blah blah blah..."

Then they go back into their straw and mud adobe houses and brutally circumcise their daughters with sharp rocks. I can judge and discriminate against anyone I please, because here in America we have souls and minds of our own to do what we want. So fuck you and don't forget the wet spot you stupid bitch. If you don't like the way we run the world into stuff like it was our little toy car, then stop us. Cowards.

Aside from calling every nation to arms against the United States, this article had a point. I wanted to make note of the lighter side of judging people by the way they look. I'm not talking about the way their hair is parted, or what kinds of clothes they are wearing, or any of that Sherlock Holmes shit. I am talking about judging and discriminating positively based upon good old race. The wild card in the game of life.

Blacks:

Black people are good drivers. They are always courteous and well composed while driving. I am not sure why. They get pulled over no matter what, so they might as well be driving like they were asian females. But they drive good anyway, and I have no problem with their driving. Go figure.

Asians:

Asians are stereotypically smart and good with numbers, but you already knew that. Mostly due to the fact that in Asia, you are required to mathmatize at a 5th grade level when you are only in 3rd grade. Otherwise, they will drown you in a bucket for not living up to their stereotypes, er.. requirements, just like they do to their female first born anyway. What you didn't know about asians is that they always make you feel good in bed. Asian women are tiny and easy to manipulate. And Asian males are tiny and easy to manipulate as well.

Mexicans:

Mexicans work extremely hard. If you ask a Mexican to do any work for you, you will be amazed just how hard he will work to avoid doing it.

Whities:

White people make good scapegoats. They can be blamed for almost anything in todays society. If you get in a fight with a white person, call them a racist and they will be thrown in jail lickity-split. As a reward for biting the hand that feeds you, you will be given welfare and a free ticket to life here by feeding off of my paycheck. Don't spend it all at one dealer! Note: If you are white this does not work so well.

There are no more races that I am aware of. And, oh yeah, if you can't take a joke then don't read my website anymore. Close your browser and leave. You shouldn't have come here in the first place.

 

September 23rd, 2008

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10,000,000 firstborn females wish they weren't born in Asia next to a bucket.