Teachers don't know dick and they definately can't teach it



So I'm talking with two of my friends. We are having the standard discussion about the presidency here in the US and all of the immense bullshit that goes along with choosing a candidate to vote for, as if it even matters. For starters: For every intelligent person that votes, there are 10 stupid people that are granted the same right, so you're fuct no matter what.

But that is not what this is about. Politics suck, and I'm not afraid to piss anyone off by talking about them. But I realize that you are most likely reading this to escape from the drugery of the real world if but for a brief moment while comprehending my words, So I will not bore you with everyday gibberish about politics. Politics are like assholes, they shit in the back of the toilet sometimes just to piss you off in your own house.

So anyway, both of my friends choose to bring up the point that this country is in debt, and that should be at least some basis for selecting a candidate. For obvious reasons, this logic is flawed, but I pried further to find that both of them agreed on one point: that president Bush (#2, go figure) had created the debt single handedly. The cause of the debt in this country was Bush. There was no debt before George Bush entered the office. I asked who had told them this, and they both replied: "our teachers." For starters, The debt was not created by George Bush. I think that everyone should know this, because it is a fact. The sad thing is that I recall having the same shit fed to me by my teachers as well. All the way from my first memories when I was 18 to now.

Just because you're a teacher doesn't mean that you know anything more about jack shit than the average person. I have had teachers and professors that I wouldn't hire to retile my bathroom, because they would start in the middle and the tiles would be all crooked at the edges. They have no common sense. Think of the average high school dropout that passed one or two classes before he flunked. Technically, he knows enough to teach the classes that he passed, which isn't a whole hell of a lot. Teachers don't know dick about dick and that is why they have the shittiest jobs on the planet. They don't get paid well because they don't work hard, and they bich endlessly about what they do get. Most of them don't even know what its like to earn an honest living. Here's an idea: If you are a teacher, just shut you're fucking mouth about stuff that you don't know jack about. And secondly, leave the decision making and the formation of opinion based on fact to the students, don't take that extra step for them by abusing your position as an authority figure. You're life is pointless and kids will only remember you as that stupid asshole that lied to them in highschool. Get on your high horse and ride it straight into traffic you pieces of shit. Fuck you.

<teachers equal shit>



And heres a bumper sticker I made. Print it out and tape it to your car if you want more people to know that you're a huge asshole.

<teachers equal shit bumper sticker>

 

October 13th, 2008

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