So its 2017. Big swingin' deal. What the fuck happened to the last 2 or 3 years? I fuckin' wasted them. Pissed em away by trusting sluts and sucking society's big fat cock.
Working like a dog while everybody else smoked weed and treated me like garbage like I'm some fucking pony man
with a normal human-sized dick. Ok maybe that last parts' a stretch.
I have a working theory here. You're gona have to bear with me for a bit because it gets pretty abstract. My theory is that society is getting gayer and gayer. Don't laugh! It's true! I remember when I could get a boner just thinking about a chick in class now it takes like at least 15 mins of searching for the bomb midget porn just to get a semi. And the chick has to be getting destroyed for it to be even worth watching right? Right guys? The only way this would be possible is if this shit in the exterior world was influencing the outcome of these sessions in some way. Think back! I bet you used to almost bust in your pants on the bus when it would idle in the parking lot and a teacher woman would walk by and now you can get it rock hard (again arguably so) only in the best of conditions. This has been happening for everybody. Trust me I did a survey check it out:
At this point you're thinkin 'yeah stasis ok im fuckin out of here' and you'd be right. BUT ALSO I believe guys are getting gayer because we have entered a realm where only super cool guys get to bang chicks, and guys generally are not that cool. So a small group of guys gets to plunder all of the a$$ that's around leaving all the wankers to fuck eachother~~! And as we demonstrated in the above graph, wankers will bang eachother. ipse dixit bitches
On the plus side, this sexual deregulation of the marketplace is most definitely not all bad. Here are some cool Pros of being straight in 2017:
© stasis January 3rd, 2017