Life is Hell

At least that's what i thought. Then I started looking around and I figured out that only my life is hell. Examples:

1. I shredded my ACL and now I'm paying for it.

2. I shredded my relationships and I've been paying for that for a while.

3. I Bought a house so now I'm definately paying for that.

4. My car has a bad rear wheel bearing, bent traction rod, bent rear camber rod, and it needs tires.

5. My roof leaks.

6. My leech field is going bad.

7. My tennants roof leaks.

8. My van has a holley carb so naturally it only runs like 20% of the time.

9. My knee won't bend and I definately can't support my considerable bulk with it.

10. My carb leaks.

So maybe now you will see that your pathetic life isn't ruined because Starbucks gave you the wrong type of coffee. And you're life problems are nothing compared to mine. In the future remember that and also whenever someone fucks you at Starbucks it qualifies you for a free drink, so smile!

 

© stasis April 20th, 2010