Lance Armstrong and his "team"

We all find it enjoyable to watch cheaters fail. This is deeply ingrained in our heads since childhood. Ever since you saw that stupid target shooting match in the cartoon version of Robin Hood you have hated fucking cheaters. And for good reason. Simply put: cheating is for cowards. Cowards can't win without having some kind of unfair advantage. If they could, then what purpose would cowardice serve them?

And then please note that everyone in the entire fucking world hates hypocrites. Say one thing, do another. Almost the same thing as being a "chicken shit faggot" to quote Webster's. People who are in positions of authority or that are looked up to are held to a higher standard than others. A homeless guy pissed his pants? Shit in them a little? Big fucking deal. But when I do it, I never hear the end of the whiny bitches telling me about it. So I let one slide give it a rest im not the poster boy for not shitting my pants or anything.

You might be wondering why this article title includes the name of a rather famous athlete. I will tell you. Get ready for tea time in the stasis household everyone I have an announcement:

This kind of shit is on the same level of awesome retarded as finding an abuse councelor who beats his fucking wife. Holy shit fuck ass stare at a wall for 3 hours and eat lead paint soft spot retard. I mean, I ain't no saint. I get fucking wood when authority figures get caught when they lie. I get aroused when drunk people get DUI's in fender benders. I start pounding the meatbag if a cop gets fired for tazing some random guy who happens to have a rich father. So you can imagine how hard I shot my own fucking load straight into my fucking shitstained underpants when I saw that Lance the Hero, Lance the holier than thou, Lance the rich, Lance the poster boy for cancer recovery, lance the winner of the tour de tight pants wearing homos, lance the most irrefutably awesome richest motherfucker, lance the good looking, lance the toned, lance the fast, lance the leader of the pack,......... WAS LYING AND CHEATING AND FULL OF HIS OWN BS EVEN MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE WAS AND THEY CAUGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HIS LIES AND HE IS EATING HIS OWN SHIT IN FRONT OF 6 BILLION FUCKING PEOPLE. Fuck you lance armstrong, rest in peace with all the other lying pieces of shit.

But why do I get the feeling that guys like this are only the peak of the iceberg?

© stasis October 11th, 2012