Who does what it's told and doesn't ask questions?



-you do.

Has it ever heard this phrase/crappy poem from a superior human?:

It does what it's told or its skin will grow cold.
It puts the lotion on it's skin,
to soothe the tortured soul within,
or else it gets the hose again.

What's the difference between you and my screwdriver?

-I don't beat the forge that created my screwdriver. And subsequently, I do not have to explain to my screwdriver that--

- it's mother is inherently clumsy
- as such she always trips and falls on her face
- he's at work when it happens
- I was at work when it happened
- he is an ass for insinuating such things
- I have a meeting in like 15 minutes and I have to go
- Yeah, I know it's 2am,
-

 

© stasis May 12th, 2008

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